I'm still here!

...and can you believe that I've had visitors [that have succeeded in loading that picture from the ever-bogged WEB counter] so far?!?

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This is the joyous spot where you can actually see my mental projections.   ;^)

Want to buy me a gift, but don't know what to get? Check here!

One guy was so excited that he left this message as an audition to get on my page!   (I'll warn you: It's about 0.6M (!) ­ if you'd prefer a .au file, then you could try this one at ½ the size :^)

Babylon 5 sites of interest

The Lurker's Guide to Babylon 5	Extremely informative page, including Series Introduction and Crash Course Season-by-Season Cast Lists and Biographies Babylon 5 Station Specifics Episode Schedules Episode Synopses Novel Details Comic Book Information Data on the Making of Babylon 5 Many Words from Babylon 5's Creator ...and, of course, Links to Other Resources
Babylon 5 Encyclopedia	Comprehensive encyclopædia of Babylon 5 things, places, people, and concepts
Babylon 5 The Ancients	Reference focused on the ancient races, or "First Ones"
The Babylon 5 Merchandise Area	Fairly inclusive list of Babylon 5 merchandise, including links
Warner Bros.' Official Babylon 5 Web Site	Chat rooms, bios, images, and audio
Voltayre's Encyclopedia Xenobiologica	Gorgeous, slick reference for the various races

...other points of interest

	musical grime	computer goop	viewable gunk	literary ooze	linguistic glop *
thing 1	hearing it	Amiga	seeing it	perusing it	appreciating it
thing 2	generating some	composing some	spewing some	exercising some

Visit My Rate-It-Yourself Joke Page

I'll stick more anchors to that crap a little later :^)
(as you can see, I've put a couple more in ;^)

How do you like my rank nasty corner graphics? (:^I

Would you like to see some doofy java? (:^I   Well, tough!

The above is a demonstrative animation for The Heisenberg Chase.  The Heisenberg Chase is a Java game invented, designed, and coded by me! (YAY!)  If you are using a web browser running in a Microsoft (that's µsoft to you and me) operating system, then your browser is most likely utilizing a particular Java applet accelerator that causes The Heisenberg Chase to deal incorrectly with keypresses.  Some day, I may endeavor to find the solution to that problem, but in the meantime, if you think you know about such problems, then please mail me to help me out!  If, however, your browser doesn't use µsoft's "functionality," then you should be able to play the game just fine.  Try it anyway:  It may work for you.

How about another one that should be fun for imbeciles? ;^)
You would be playing with this delightful thing if your browser found java palatable, eh!
Can't figure out what to do with that one?   Click in it, then hit a key.   You can even use your mouse - let's just say that I called it DragQueen.   :^)  Which key?   Well, a displayable one is good.   Then, play with the cursors and mouse.   Fun?   You have problems.   :^)
(Don't worry - I do, too ;^)

BTW, thanks, , for the tally!   :^)
...and if the tally didn't show, then you may curse .   ;^D

Hey!!!   Do you like The Settlers (Serf City on the clone), Mega-Lo-Mania, Populous I & II, WarCraft I & II, Dune 2, or good critical thinking, tactics, strategy, planning, inventing, killing little things sort of game?
Well, then you need to drool a little on this page!!   (I'm fighting orgasm after having read it ;^)

...in fact, if that sort of thing exhilarates you, then you should be elated to know of these games:

• Foundation is released, and the ongoing support is up to v1.17b!
• Maim & Mangle
• Almagica: Scions of a Lost World
• Battlecraft, which looks nothing ;^] like WarCraft II

Are you tired of having to painstakingly jam your right-to-left text backwards into a left-to-right word processor?   You, too, will be quite pleased to know that this good fellow is so decent as to be making an editor that can type both directions, allowing you to switch keymaps and languages on a whim.  Visit the Polyjot page, and check it out!